To My Dearest Wendy, you are the only one who reads my blog.
Woot Woot it's December
Yeah you heard me, Christmas is a comin'. So you better watch out! In not so many sleeps a creepy old dude with a frost bitten face is going to be breaking into your house and given you "presents"! When I was little I would always write this man and ask him to bring one of his elves so that I wouldn't have to be good all year long, I could just demand that the elf make me toys or I would stop feeding him and protecting him from the constant teasing he endured due to his size and funny shaped shoes! After a few years I lost all hope in the man, so I decided to "stick to to the man"! Yeah that's right you heard me I was terrible. I did everything I could to be bad, but guess what, yeah you guessed it I still got presents. So for all of you that have fallen into the trap of lies that you have to be good to get gifts at Christmas, I will be the first to tell you that you have be blatantly lied too! I am sorry if this breaks your heart but it is true, and the truth hurts.
Anyway enough about my Christmas rant, but wait while we are on the subject I am going home for Christmas, well not home home but to my real Dads, and well I have to break the news to him that I am attending a Bible College. There is a long story behind that fact that I haven't told him yet, that I am sure you do not all want to read, basicly what it boils down to is the fact that I am scared of rejection. So I am really asking for is tips on how to break the news to him. I was thinking I would take him out into the woods and leave him there for a few days, then he would be cold a delirious and then I would tell him. He would think it was a great idea and I would make him promise to still love me even though I believe in Jesus. Then I would take him to the doctor because well hey he might be really sick or something. That is what I am going on, but if you have something better I would be glad to hear from you.
P.S. I am sorry I never blog I have been really busy, Oh yeah I am an Aunt again so that is exciting. Little Emma she is so cute.
And something to make to laugh:
"I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?! "
Woot Woot it's December
Yeah you heard me, Christmas is a comin'. So you better watch out! In not so many sleeps a creepy old dude with a frost bitten face is going to be breaking into your house and given you "presents"! When I was little I would always write this man and ask him to bring one of his elves so that I wouldn't have to be good all year long, I could just demand that the elf make me toys or I would stop feeding him and protecting him from the constant teasing he endured due to his size and funny shaped shoes! After a few years I lost all hope in the man, so I decided to "stick to to the man"! Yeah that's right you heard me I was terrible. I did everything I could to be bad, but guess what, yeah you guessed it I still got presents. So for all of you that have fallen into the trap of lies that you have to be good to get gifts at Christmas, I will be the first to tell you that you have be blatantly lied too! I am sorry if this breaks your heart but it is true, and the truth hurts.
Anyway enough about my Christmas rant, but wait while we are on the subject I am going home for Christmas, well not home home but to my real Dads, and well I have to break the news to him that I am attending a Bible College. There is a long story behind that fact that I haven't told him yet, that I am sure you do not all want to read, basicly what it boils down to is the fact that I am scared of rejection. So I am really asking for is tips on how to break the news to him. I was thinking I would take him out into the woods and leave him there for a few days, then he would be cold a delirious and then I would tell him. He would think it was a great idea and I would make him promise to still love me even though I believe in Jesus. Then I would take him to the doctor because well hey he might be really sick or something. That is what I am going on, but if you have something better I would be glad to hear from you.
P.S. I am sorry I never blog I have been really busy, Oh yeah I am an Aunt again so that is exciting. Little Emma she is so cute.
And something to make to laugh:
"I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?! "
posted by Roxy @ 1:31 p.m.
6 Comments:
At December 01, 2005 5:14 p.m.,
Stephanie said…
I read your blog too!
Congrats on being an auntie again!
As for telling your dad about being in Bible College....I have no ideas, sorry....Maybe, just sit him down, and tell him strait out. It'll be hard, but...
Ya, I probably didn't help, but I Love you!
At December 02, 2005 10:43 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
I also read your blog, you are really funny. You are good at writing! Anyway, I know this must be a hard thing to tell your dad. Just be forward and honest and pray a lot before you do it and rely on God to do the rest. Sometimes we make it worse in our heads then what it really turns out to be! He's your dad, he'll still love you even if he has a hard time accepting it. I'll be praying for you too!
Harmony.
At December 06, 2005 9:41 a.m.,
Roxy said…
Thanks for the advice Megan, the only problem is I don't have a clock on a string! Maybe I can use my alarm clock it has a cord, but I guess that doesn't really have the same effect!
At December 06, 2005 8:28 p.m.,
Leah said…
hey rhiannon! you remember me right? we went shopping today. lol. ummm....about the whole telling your dad thing...maybe write out what you want to say and show him your reasons for it and everything. you never know....if you can convey how much Jesus has changed your life maybe he will be able to see the love of Christ in you. I had to tell my parents something hard to about faith and i wrote out what I wanted to say. I dont'know if it changed their mind but I got everything out in the open and set my standard on what i believe is right. it was tense for a while but things are better now and we still get along and love each other. I hope that helped. good luck!
At December 07, 2005 1:35 a.m.,
Mrs. Ramsey said…
hey there! i'm one of those snobby second years i suppose. but here i am commenting on your blog. let's do some starbucks sometime, and i can get to know you!!!
At December 13, 2005 2:32 p.m.,
Ty said…
Hi friend
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