Why do I have no time to blog?

Well there is really no reason why I have no time to blog, I am just not in the blogging mood. I hate when that happens. I don't think that anything of any importance has happened to write about. However I have just recently discovered how clumsy and un-graceful I truly am, and now I am going to give some fine examples of why I have come to this conclusion.

Lets start with just the other day I was thinking I would be nice and helpful and make some bread in the bread machine for my parents. So I get everything together and put it all in the thinger that holds all the stuff and as I am walking across the kitchen to place it ever so gently in the bread machine my hand decides that it no longer want to hold the thinger that goes inside and all the contents of the before mentioned "thinger" spill all over the floor. My Step-dad responds "with don't bother trying to save any of it"!! Man that made me bust a gut. There was flour from one end of the kitchen to the other, there was no saving to be had.

Then an example from my place of work. I work in an ice cream store, and we have bottles of different flavors of syrup. Well there is a few kinds of syrup that have to be filled with a hose that goes ever so slow. So me being a multi-tasker, or so I thought, figured it would be a great idea for me to undergo some other tasks while I wait for the bottle to fill. Well I forgot about the bottle and when I came back there was orange, very sticky syrup all over the floor and under the freezers. So I spent more time cleaning this up than doing other things that had to be done.

Then I spilled milk all over the floor at home, but it was in my way when I was trying to get something else out of the fridge. I didn't cry. Oh yeah then there was the salt!!Oh the salt. My step dad was commenting on how we were running low on salt and we would need to purchase some more. Well I pick up the salt shaker and say there is a little in here, but it is all stuck together. So I start shaking it to break up the salt blob. Well the lid goes flying and salt goes every where. Needless to say we really needed to get salt after that.

So that is just a few of the clumsy stupid things I have done in the last few weeks or so. I feel sorry for anyone who have befriended me. I don't know how you do it. I would go crazy if I had to hang out with someone like me!